San Francisco is the only city in America where marijuana is legal but plastic bags are not.

In the midterm elections, a 102-year-old woman voted for the first time in a U.S. election. Unfortunately, she voted for Woodrow Wilson.

A congressman sent a tweet that compared president Obama to Adolf Hitler. He has now apologized. It's not helping that he apologized to Hitler.

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'

Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy.