President Obama filled out his March Madness bracket. You can tell Obama's mind is elsewhere because his top two picks were Israel and Iran.
Conan O'BrienDonald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine.
Conan O'BrienNBC has suspended Brian Williams for six months without pay. Williams said he's not worried because soon his veterans benefits will kick in.
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