Don't be cynical; it leads nowhere. If you work hard, and are kind, amazing things will happen to you.
Conan O'BrienToyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every ten minutes.
Conan O'BrienPolitical analysts are saying that as a candidate, Donald Trump is 'a totally unqualified nuisance.' In other words, he is a legitimate contender for the Republican nomination.
Conan O'BrienPresident Obama has pledged $3 billion to aid poor nations. All of that $3 billion is going to the United States.
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