Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head.
Conan O'BrienScientists say the European space probe that landed on the comet has detected organic matter. This means there could be either life in space or a Whole Foods. We just don't know.
Conan O'BrienThe latest political rumor, North Korea ruler Kim Jong Il is close to naming his successor. Yeah, he said the only person with glasses big enough to replace me is Nicole Richie.
Conan O'BrienAll I ask is one thing, and Iโm asking this particularly of young people: please donโt be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, itโs my least favorite quality and it doesnโt lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and youโre kind, amazing things will happen.
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