In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'
Conan O'BrienStarbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
Conan O'BrienAnalysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team.
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