Analysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team.

According to a recent survey, kids are receiving an average of 40 cents less from the tooth fairy. That's right, the economy is so bad that even make-believe people are feeling the pinch.

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

California had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up.

George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.

In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'