Even though the Olympics take place during Ramadan, some Muslim athletes said they will not fast during games. Then, after sampling the British food, they said, on second thought, fasting sounds good.
Conan O'BrienIf you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.
Conan O'BrienThere are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Conan O'Brien'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him.
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