She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

RADIO IS DEAD. The once-bright star that was public broadcasting has been destroyed by greed and corproate muscle to the point that even the music that is completely repugnant is positioned to be popular.

People ask me all the time what or who my influences are. To be honest, it would take a decent set of encyclopedias to get them all down. I am here today to let the world know my greatest influence, my secret ingredient, really. What inspires me? That's simple: COFFEE.

You ever want to feel powerless? Watch the people you care about being hurt and know there is nothing you can do about it.

There is one statement I want you to keep after you are finished with this book. It is more of a mantra, really. Nonetheless, let it crawl across your mind any time you feel you have been backed into a corner spiritually. It is very simple: Live your life, no matter what life is. Take that with you. Live your life. No matter what that life is.

The mind is left bereft when it is nothing more than a tool of regurgitation.

I want karma to drive stakes into the dark hearts that keep me bitter.