Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free—and we're not. Guess who's winning the "war on terror?

What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!

Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time-rich and cash-poor.

Stop in the middle of a sentence, leaving a rough edge for you to start from the nest day - that way, you can write three or five words without being “creative” and before you know it, you're writing.

The accolade of your peers is very exciting, always. There's lots of good stuff on the ballot.

Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.

The idea that bigger haystacks have more needles in them is dumb on its face