What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!

Write even when the world is chaotic.

I'd never been a tall guy, and the girls I'd dated had all been my height--teenaged girls grow faster than guys, which is a cruel trick of nature.

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

Like all security, privacy is hard.

Once you get to naming your laptop, you know that you're really having a deep relationship with it.

If this prinicpal thinks blogging isn't educational, he needs his head examined: he should be seeking out every student blogger in the school and giving them special time to blog more - and giving them extra credit besides.