The big problem isn’t piracy, it’s obscurity.

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.

Giant letters march across the dome of the sky: HOME NOT FOUND. Huw, who knows Comic Sans when she sees it, winces in mild disgust.

Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different.

The other one I did was "I, Robot." I take apart Isaac Asimov's Robots world.

The first casualty of any battle is the plan of attack.