Some things never change and the intriguing things you fall in love with will become the things you don't like.

Some people were offended by a show about cougars.

I think it's hard, the fact that there's a certain age that we can't have kids anymore.

You never have to guess where you stand with me.

I'm much more of a realist. I'm really practical. I'm the kind of person that calls my business manager and says, OK, if it were all to end today, how many months do I have to live?

When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.