A lot of times people say, 'As soon as you relax you'll have a kid.'
Well, actually, plucking my eyebrows is more of a hobby than a grooming tip.
Is marriage for ever? I think you get married with the intention that it will be, but who knows?
It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.
~[My daughter is] very artistic, but she's also a perfectionist. I feel a little bad: That's the part I see in her that's like me - and you don't want them to have that at age 5.~
A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.