Some people were offended by a show about cougars.
It's so easy to grow apart; marriage takes work.
A lot of times people say, 'As soon as you relax you'll have a kid.'
At one point my dad called me and said, 'You have always been a great salesman. I think it's time you come home and sell swimming pools.'
You never have to guess where you stand with me.
I just am a snob when it comes to humor.