I'm covered with loser dust.

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

Making good records tastes good in your mouh. And when that record sells, it tastes even better.

When I see 16 year-olds waiting for me, I just want to spank them and give them guitars and tell them to start bands. It's a bummer that girls have to respond to rock artists sexually instead of, like, 'wow, me too!'.

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.

I am not a woman. I am a force of nature.

These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants and a cellphone book.