These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants and a cellphone book.

I like all the angels around because they protect me and my daughter. I mean, her Dad's an angel.

I am not a woman. I am a force of nature.

It's a radical time for musicians, a really revolutionary time, and I believe revolutions like Napster are a lot more fun than cash, which by the way we don't have at major labels anyway, so we might as well get with it and get in the game.

Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.