But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.

If there's any time you should be on drugs it's when you're pregnant, cause it sucks.

If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.

I wish I was beautiful or at least wise, but I’m simply mad and violent.

My mentors are people like Cameron Crowe and Carrie Fisher.

I listen to too many people. I'm only going to listen to my gut for the rest of my life.

If you (the press) lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we both will sue.