But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

How does Macy Gray or Kid Rock not win over Christina Aguilera?

My number one thing to work on is not being reactive - but appropriateness doesn't come easily to me sometimes.

Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.

The minute I got skinny and got a nose job and became photogenic, and all of a sudden I had a bidding war, and every boy I ever wanted, wanted me.

Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.