If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.

I am not a woman. I am a force of nature.

Princess Di is my sister, she just won't admit it.

Being a rock widow is not my job, so I would hire people to do it for me.

I'm so proud of myself. I worked with anger, with the darkest things in the world.

I would like to say in defense of the Christian religion that there are nice things about it. There really are. And Marilyn can tear up the Bible all he wants and I understand why, but... there's good things in the Bible. Good things. Like about, you know, not killing people, and... you know... not sleeping with people's husbands.

You know, if Nicole Kidman was a rock star, she'd be alot more professional than me, I'm sorry.