For years, despite having impeccable taste, I didn't understand how to convey that I had impeccable taste.

I want to be the girl with the most cake.

I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!

For years, despite having impeccable taste, I didn't understand how to convey that I had impeccable taste.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

If there's any time you should be on drugs it's when you're pregnant, cause it sucks.

But, you know, all good rock is easy.