Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.
But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.
Only dumb people are happy.
I need the gays at the shows. If I don't have the gays, I just go nuts, because they always know every word and they're the best core audience you can have.
Love is the core of everything - nothing survives without it.
The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.