I surrounded myself with women when I was growing up because I had this horrible psycho father. Now I'm trying to really appreciate and like men more.

For people considering suicide, it is bullshit. Endure the moment.

There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I have to try it. But I did the foot one and the hand one yesterday, and it makes my skin crazy. It's like I just had sex for four days.

If you (the press) lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we both will sue.

When you're feeling overwhelmed in business, one smart idea can beat the biggest Super Bowl ad.

If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.

Princess Di is my sister, she just won't admit it.