I surrounded myself with women when I was growing up because I had this horrible psycho father. Now I'm trying to really appreciate and like men more.

It's very hard to describe to people sometimes the way I grew up, because it wasn't like my parents were irresponsible. They weren't necessarily reckless, but they were bringing all types of energy into the house, all kinds of people.

I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess. Go play checkers! Knights are the first piece you look at. They elevate the game. No chess master wants to lose her knights.

I lived out my little rock'n'roll fantasy, I just wish I hadn't gotten into so much trouble for it.

I like there to be some testosterone in rock, and it's like I'm the one in the dress who has to provide it.