A good stylist knows that and is not going to push you to wear something that you're not comfortable with.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess. Go play checkers! Knights are the first piece you look at. They elevate the game. No chess master wants to lose her knights.

I would like to say in defense of the Christian religion that there are nice things about it. There really are. And Marilyn can tear up the Bible all he wants and I understand why, but... there's good things in the Bible. Good things. Like about, you know, not killing people, and... you know... not sleeping with people's husbands.

I've done enough films to know how to save up my energy for the take and then give it on the take and do that.

The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.

I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!