I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.

I get nervous about press and about being rejected or disappointing myself.

I listen to too many people. I'm only going to listen to my gut for the rest of my life.

There are ten commandments, I've only broken three.

That which is imagined need never be lost.

The American public really does have a death wish for me. They want me to die. I'm not going to die.

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