I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.

I wanted my anger to be valid, and the only way to do that is to be fairly attractive.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th birthday, way back in 1987, I stole a lip gloss from her Sistine Chapel of a bedroom. Years later, I left a Chanel lip gloss in the reception of the Mercer Hotel for her. You know why? I believe that you've got to fix your karma.

What makes the most money for this business? Dead rock stars.

I never expected I would be connected to the Alpha male as some kind of ancillary object and to this day it mystifies me.

I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.