I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.
No guy is worth your tears, but when you find that one that could be worth it, he shouldn't make you cry.
These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants and a cellphone book.
Princess Di is my sister, she just won't admit it.
But, you know, all good rock is easy.
If you (the press) lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we both will sue.