Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.

But, you know, all good rock is easy.

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet.

I'll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women, and I'll always be a feminist.

No guy is worth your tears, but when you find that one that could be worth it, he shouldn't make you cry.

I think when you get married, it should be forever. Even though I did get married once and it was annulled. I don't know. For myself, I just want to have kids by the same person and stay with the same person.

It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess. Go play checkers! Knights are the first piece you look at. They elevate the game. No chess master wants to lose her knights.