But I always wound up being the damn John, when I wanted to be the Paul.

Being a rock widow is not my job, so I would hire people to do it for me.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real

Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.

Being a rock star is like being a cult leader - you really have to be in your own religion.

I get nervous about press and about being rejected or disappointing myself.

I would like to say in defense of the Christian religion that there are nice things about it. There really are. And Marilyn can tear up the Bible all he wants and I understand why, but... there's good things in the Bible. Good things. Like about, you know, not killing people, and... you know... not sleeping with people's husbands.