I want to be the girl with the most cake.

If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.

I have no intention of dying young and being some stinking rock'n'roll person.

I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!

These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants and a cellphone book.

Being a rock star is like being a cult leader - you really have to be in your own religion.