It's very hard to describe to people sometimes the way I grew up, because it wasn't like my parents were irresponsible. They weren't necessarily reckless, but they were bringing all types of energy into the house, all kinds of people.

But I always wound up being the damn John, when I wanted to be the Paul.

The minute I got skinny and got a nose job and became photogenic, and all of a sudden I had a bidding war, and every boy I ever wanted, wanted me.

I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real

Even if you don't release it, find a scream. It's so liberating. You can do anything then. It’s like you can fly. It gives you superpowers.

Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.