I cannot exist as a solo artist.

But I always wound up being the damn John, when I wanted to be the Paul.

I don't need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.

A great writer named Neal Stephenson said that America does four things better than any other country in the world: rock music, movies, software and high-speed pizza delivery. All of these are sacred American art forms. Let's return to our purity and our idealism while we have this shot.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

If you (the press) lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we both will sue.

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