I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!

I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!

I'm covered with loser dust.

I lived out my little rock'n'roll fantasy, I just wish I hadn't gotten into so much trouble for it.

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.

I'm not psychic, but my lyrics are.

I cannot exist as a solo artist.