I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image.

I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.

Movie stars are supposed to be healthy. They're kept happy and nutritionally together.

I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!

Kurt Cobain was Nirvana. He named the band, hired its members, played guitar, wrote the songs, fronted the band onstage and in interviews, and took responsibility for the band's business decisions.

I like to behave in an extremely normal, wholesome manner for the most part in my daily life. Even if mentally I'm consumed with sick visions of violence, terror, sex and death.

No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.