I'm offended every time I see George Bush on TV!

I do wish I ruled the world, I think it'd be a better place.

I surrounded myself with women when I was growing up because I had this horrible psycho father. Now I'm trying to really appreciate and like men more.

I never expected I would be connected to the Alpha male as some kind of ancillary object and to this day it mystifies me.

You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be a floozy and a slattern. He will be virile and a ladies’ man. You will be a freakshow, a retching wretch, a sloppy drunk. He will be charismatic, vainglorious, a ferocious drunk and Dionysian. You will be indiscriminate and desperate. He will be generous, tortured and driven.

The American public really does have a death wish for me. They want me to die. I'm not going to die.

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.