Songs need to have a secret, cryptic, thematic thing about them, otherwise they are just messy and all over the place.

Making good records tastes good in your mouh. And when that record sells, it tastes even better.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.

I'd definitely like to see less twerking and more power chords.

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.

I need the gays at the shows. If I don't have the gays, I just go nuts, because they always know every word and they're the best core audience you can have.