Cocaine is like really evil coffee.

I want to be the girl with the most cake.

I did not want to make the widow record. I still haven't made the widow record.

The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.

But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.

Much of my high-jinx have been drug-related. When you're under 30, whatever, but once you're past 40 it's just ugly.

But, you know, all good rock is easy.