When I see 16 year-olds waiting for me, I just want to spank them and give them guitars and tell them to start bands. It's a bummer that girls have to respond to rock artists sexually instead of, like, 'wow, me too!'.
The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.
I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image.
No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.
Only dumb people are happy.
Four inch nails is more like it!