I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.