Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.