Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the farmer plows the dirt; the comedian draws the laughter. Monetary income is the perfect deceiver of a man's true worth.

Man has 2 common problems with God: the one is that there is evil in the world; the other is that free will is limited. The one, he is charging that the world is too evil; the other is that it is not evil enough.

I only seem negative to the fortunate. That's because I show the less fortunate that they aren't less fortunate after all.

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.

I find it a challenge to cooperate in a society where it's considered moral to critique a résumé yet immoral to critique morality.

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.

Labeled fools to the world are geniuses to the cosmos.