If you want to find the real competition, just look in the mirror. After awhile you'll see your rivals scrambling for second place.

To be heroic is to be courageous enough to die for something.

Bad luck with women is a determined man's road to success. For every affliction, he makes, out of indignation, yet another advancement in order to exceed the man that the woman chose over him. This goes to show that great men are made great because they once learned how to fight the feeling of rejection.

I'm often painted as the bad guy, and the artistic part of me wants to hand out the brush.

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

In the land where excellence is commended, not envied, where weakness is aided, not mocked, there is no question as to how its inhabitants are all superhuman.

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.