The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.

A lonely day is God's way of saying that he wants to spend some quality time with you.

Of all the major religions, or lack thereof, the atheist's is one of the best pretenders: his foundation for all existences, as well as moral behaviors for the permanent good of mankind, begins at science but ends at himself, the Napoleon complex of both intelligence and imagination. On the other hand the anti-theist wouldn't survive without a deity beyond himself to hunt. He doesn't pretend, he simply nullifies his own position.

It takes a courageous fool to say things that have not been said and to do things that have not been done.

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

When most of the greatest individuals in history were misunderstood and you've spent so much of your own adult life misunderstood, you can't help but believe that the majority of people know very little worth knowing.

Whenever we want to combat our enemies, first and foremost we must start by understanding them rather than exaggerating their motives.