Money talks. If it's the dollar, it's small talk.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future.
The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.
All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today.
Gossip has been described as halitosis of the mind.