Opportunity is often dressed up in work clothes.
When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If you listen too much to advice, you may wind up making other people's mistakes.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
The trouble with good advice is that it usually interferes with our plans.
God's answers are wiser than our prayers.