Why is the press America's showcase for freedom? Because just about everything else has been regulated.

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.

There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.

Courtship brings out the best. Marriage brings out the rest.

One difference between savagery and civilization is a little courtesy. There's no telling what a lot of courtesy would do.

We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.