There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.

Why is the press America's showcase for freedom? Because just about everything else has been regulated.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Failure can be bought on easy terms; success must be paid for in advance

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.

It's hard to see a halo when you're looking for horns.

A good education prepares a child to be a good employee and a good citizen-in that order, with the importance of the former never exceeding the importance of the latter.