Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Strangers are what friends are made of.
Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.
A good education prepares a child to be a good employee and a good citizen-in that order, with the importance of the former never exceeding the importance of the latter.
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
The wheel was invented so we could move faster. Credit was invented so we would have to.