If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it.

The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success.

When performance exceeds ambition, the overlap is called success.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

Every U.S. citizen owes allegiance to our nation. Some Americans consider that anything less than high treason is allegiance.

If television encouraged us to work as much as it encourages us to do everything else, we could better afford to buy more of everything it advertises.

There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.