Every adult should be an expert on teenagers, after spending life's seven longest years being one.

Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.

Sometimes we deny being worthy of praise, hoping to generate an argument we would be pleased to lose.

Only the poor can know all the disadvantages of poverty. Only the rich can know all the disadvantages of wealth.

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.

When performance exceeds ambition, the overlap is called success.