We all like to see everybody make a profit... a very little.

Sometimes we deny being worthy of praise, hoping to generate an argument we would be pleased to lose.

Every adult should be an expert on teenagers, after spending life's seven longest years being one.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.

If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it.