We all like to see everybody make a profit... a very little.

A figment of the imagination is just a harmless illusion - unless you are victim of it.

When we put our best foot forward, the other one had better be good enough to stand on.

It's hard to see a halo when you're looking for horns.

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.

If television encouraged us to work as much as it encourages us to do everything else, we could better afford to buy more of everything it advertises.

A good education prepares a child to be a good employee and a good citizen-in that order, with the importance of the former never exceeding the importance of the latter.