We all like to see everybody make a profit... a very little.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.

One difference between savagery and civilization is a little courtesy. There's no telling what a lot of courtesy would do.

Our laws can be friendly to those who obey them, and too often useful to those who don't.

The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.