In our nation there are two classes of nobility: the law-abiding workers and the law-abiding employers who sustain each other.

Why is the press America's showcase for freedom? Because just about everything else has been regulated.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.

Strangers are what friends are made of.

Our laws can be friendly to those who obey them, and too often useful to those who don't.

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.