Every U.S. citizen owes allegiance to our nation. Some Americans consider that anything less than high treason is allegiance.

Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.

In our nation there are two classes of nobility: the law-abiding workers and the law-abiding employers who sustain each other.

It's hard to see a halo when you're looking for horns.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.

If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it.