If television encouraged us to work as much as it encourages us to do everything else, we could better afford to buy more of everything it advertises.

Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.

Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

When we put our best foot forward, the other one had better be good enough to stand on.

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.