Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

I tried to think but nothing happened!

A hot stake is better than a cold chop.

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.